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MOB on HOW TO START THE WEEKEND WELL.

I’m renting this shit. Have a great fucking weekend!   titties & ass, tabatha  

MOB on AMBER ROSE’ FUCKING RIDICULOUS BODY.

  There was this line in KIDS that I always thought was kind of silly in a cute way. When they’re over at Carmine Pool and the girls strip down to their panties, “Casper” says something to the effect of ‘you never know how dope a girls body is until she takes her clothes off’....

MOB on WHY BEARS MAKE BETTER BOYFRIENDS.

I don’t mean the animals, that would be bestiality, which is not cool at all. I’m talking about dudes that are nice and big and burly. Before everyone assumes that I mean big dude = big dick = hooray, let me explain why I have this opinion. In the classic girl-guy relationship, each sex plays...

MOB on MY MESSY MOTHER FUCKIN’ ROOM.

The readers on here dont know me nearly as well as those on our site, mobliving. Recently, I let them into one of my secret worlds, which is actually more like a dump. Trash receptacle or piece of shit, it’s all the same. I speak of my bedroom. I don’t sleep or go in there...

MOB on TOM FORD’S FALL 09 EYEWEAR LOOKBOOK.

I always loved that classic photo of the late, incredibly great Yves Saint Laurent, where he’s sitting naked with his glasses on. Even as a kid, I found it extremely intimate and beautiful. Usually, women are the ones shown in such settings, but here you had this frail, soft-spoken man looking vulnerably sexy with all...

MOB on HEIDI MONTAG in PLAYBOY…

  I try not to come down too hard on celebrities, but that’s sort of what they’re there for isn’t it? I realize that I dont really know them, and that sometimes, once you’ve created an image and grew a fan base, you can’t shy away from it. You basically have to live a double...

MOB on JULIANNE MOORE’S APARTMENT.

On mobliving, I’m constantly posting hard-on igniting images of peoples homes and fly ass decor. I live in my head, since the real world doesn’t allow me – yet – to buy all of the things that would be needed to create the personal space of my dreams. Julianne Moore has always been one of...

TOP 10 REASONS I LOVE KARMALOOP!!

1) Dina!!! 2) They actually believe in the brands they sell 3) Their parties include taking over museums, Chinese restaurants and getting wild. Oh yeah and sometimes cops too. 4) Dina 5) Dina 6) Dina 7) Greg 8. The Karmaloop employees are all cute and on point. 9) They treat you like family 10) Dina...

MOB on PLAYING CAT&MOUSE w/ CONSTRUCTION WORKERS.

I’ve never really worked on or written for blogs other than MOBLIVING.com, so this is a pretty new experience for me. Back on the home site, everyone kind of knows me and how I operate, I like being able to share a personal side of myself with readers. The only books I could ever finish...
THE TIME IS HERE!!!

THE TIME IS HERE!!!

Hey Karmaloop Blog readers!!! Tabatha and I will be entertaining you guys today in between meetings, garmento drama, production pow wows, sex talk, and the daily shit that goes on in the MOB office. I have a hectic day but I am going to blog as much as I can to give you a look...