Sometimes I just can’t deal with my Instagram feed. I’ve seen enough hot dog legs by the pool and lame Sunday brunches. When I’m tired of my friend’s basic, normal, peon Instagrams I look to Rick Ross (as in “like a boss”) for a dose of the over-the-top hip-hop ridiculousness a girl just needs in her life sometimes.


His profile is really no different than anyone else’s, there are some nice selfies and foodstagrams, only there’s insane piles of cash and diamonds thrown on everything. I can honestly say it is my favorite celebrity Instagram because it is so out of control and hilarious. I can’t tell if it’s a joke, but either way I’m laughing. Enjoy this brief look into the world of Mr. Rick Ross, filled with yachts, exotic animals, expensive cars, diamonds, cash, and blunts.

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#guaranteewegoneeat Yeah most likely, Rick…

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Surprise appearance from everyone’s favorite first daughter! What an unexpected friendship.

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Is this the future currency of the United States?? Should be…

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Because Gucci dice.

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There’s seriously so much Ciroc on this profile. Does he have a deal with them too? Or is he just helping Diddy out?

Not everyone is so impressed: “Ciroc is only $30 a bottle lol”

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These captions actually make no sense…What is he asking us?!

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Just laughing and pointing out a regular, peasant person.

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Some real nice shirtless selfies. You want a hot body? You better werk bitch.

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I’m confused as to why you’re giving me the finger, Rick. I thought we were (Instagram) friends..!

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This is 6 feet tall, people. SIX. FEET.

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Just you know, staying topical.


Rick Ross ultimately leaves me questioning my perceptions of reality. Is his life an extended cut of a rap video? Does this mean rap videos are just like home movies and not ridiculous parodies of an excessive lifestyle?? What is even real anymore?! I may never know, but at least I’ll always have this constant update of Rick’s wealth to keep me entertained.