I’m not the type to at all yearn for celebrity and fame. Please. The constant surveillance, scrutiny, and inevitable break down and drug addiction…no thanks. However, when Halloween rolls around I find myself wishing I was one of the rich and famous only so I could have mad cash and the world at my fingertips to create a mind-blowing costume. I don’t believe in putting unrealistic expectations on celebrities, but come Halloween I’m anticipating jaw-dropping, one-of-a-kind, over-the-top, creative costumes that look like they just walked off a movie set. Is that so much to ask? I didn’t think so.

Heidi Klum understands. Seriously, look at her last few costumes. Incredible. While I know not everyone can live up to Ms. Klum, I’ll keep my fingers crossed that they’re saving their best for the actual day, but here’s the round up for this weekend.

The “Seriously C’mon Guys, You’re Celebrities….You Can Buy This at Party City…”

But actually, some of these exact costumes are at Party City. Jeez how regular of them.

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The Terrifying for Reasons They Weren’t Intending

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The Ubiquitous Miley

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The WTF

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Chelsea is dressed as a pregnant woman dressing as a gradeschooler?

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Rave angel?

 

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Not sure at all what sugar skulls have to do with Marie Antoinette…but ok, Kate….

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THIS IS LEONARDO DICAPRIO. WUT. Why would he do this to us?

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I guess it makes sense because its Sacha Baron Cohen?

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IN WHAT WORLD did Carmen San Diego look like this?

The Rest

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Is Roger even in costume?

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This is surprisingly modest.

 

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Martha and Lauren are kindred spirits.

~*and finally drum roll for our superlatives*~

BEST

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I love this so much I can’t even. It’s Choupette and Karl. Genius.

ABSOLUTE WORST. WHO LET HER OUTSIDE?

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Seriously? It’s 2013.