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This is the part of the blog where we make people feel awkward. Mainly ourselves. Working at Karmaloop means you’re gonna hear a lot of weird dating stories. Weird, embarrassing, hilarious, awkward….. I figured you devoted blog readers might want the in on all this bizarre dating lore. So I interviewed a few of my esteemed co-workers and coaxed some pretty silly shit out of all of them. I got a lot of strange tales so I figure I will post them one at a time so  you can get a taste of the strange and beautiful creatures that inhabit this office.

The Worst Break Up Idea Ever: By The Insensitive College Aged Songstress

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“I tend to be at my most awkward when delivering bad news. As you can imagine, initiating break ups has never been easy for me. After my first year in college, I decided it was time for me to dump my hometown boyfriend and give the single college girl lifestyle a try. I invited him to meet me at Dunkin Donuts under the pretense of “we need to talk.” The whole while I giggled nervously. As I struggled to find the right words, I rather hastily blurted out “It’s like that song..” before singing the chorus to “Say Goodbye” by Chris Brown. In case you can’t remember or haven’t heard this absolute classic, it goes like this: “There’s never a right time to say goodbye/ cause I know that we gotta go our separate ways / cause I really don’t feel the way I once felt about you/ girl it’s not you, it’s me/ I really gotta figure out what I need.”  Ouch, right? <Total Glee Moment> At least I didn’t break out Fergie’s “Big Girls Don’t Cry”. “

*I.C.A.S.

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See… super sensitive!