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Like most young girls of this generation, I certainly went through that odd phase as a teenager when I was obsessed with being full of piercings and covered in tattoos. I pretty much had no other dreams in life but to be a Suicide Girl. However after a several year stint of stretching my ears and penciling on my eyebrows, I realized all that wasn’t for me. Not that I’m knocking body modification by any means – to each his/her own I always say – but some of it is definitely on the extreme side for my taste. Metal ball implants, tongue slicing, eyeball tattoos, all slightly out of my comfort range. And the newest body mod to add to that list? Bagel Head, of course! In which people have saline injected into their foreheads, let it form a large ball, and then have it shaped to look like a hot & delicious hand-rolled from Murray’s. And the best part is that it’s for no real reason at all, apparently people in the world just want it to look like there’s a bagel on their face. After about 24 hours the saline is absorbed by the body and supposedly all swelling goes away, but can you imagine the bizarre series of events that must go down in that day? Most likely lots of lox and caper play…

(VIA JEZEBEL)