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Because most stores love playing generic Christmas music that sucks, I couldn’t follow that trend today. Today, I bring to you a song that you won’t hear in the stores while you’re Christmas shopping, unfortunately. Beat Street Santa’s Christmas Rap wins for the greatest Christmas lyrics of all time, brought to you by Treacherous Three, Doug E. Fresh, and the Magnificent Force

**HaPpY HoLiDaY BaBeS!**

That’s why the presents keep getting mixed up,

Cause year after year you keep fuckin’ up,

And now I know why, cause you’re always drunk,

Instead of G.I Joe you send me this junk?