Even though this super-soft sweater by Mink Pink is technically a top, if you’re a shorty like me, it can be worn as a dress!  Ahhhh the advantages of being midget-sized!  Here I’ve got on my trusty Seychelles Romance Boots with some opaque tights and The Hold Me Belt by Motel.  The creepy/awesome bony hands could even be a great conversation starter on a first date!  Oh you like skeletons, really?  Me, I prefer zombies.  And there you go, not only will I give you outfit ideas, but I will even help you find weird, horror movie enthusiast love.

Next, I wore the sweater as an actual sweater.  Shocking, I know.  Put on some jeans and riding boots like these, also by Seychelles, and you’ve got a cozy outfit to wear to work.  I also added The Gregg Coat in Camel Beige by BB Dakota to stay warm.  Trust me on this one, it feels like a Snuggie, but you can actually wear it in the office without being ridiculed.  (I say that like all of the girls in this office don’t rock the Hello Kitty Snuggie when it gets cold in here.)

Last, I went back to the dress idea, but this time, I went for a more casual look.  I put on my over-the-knee boots and some liquid leggings to stay comfy, but I added some killer accessories: The Small Brass Rivet Bracelet in Red by M Cohen and The Long Finger Ring in Silver by Marley B Parker Jewelry so as not to look boring.  We all know what a tragedy that would be.