So true.  By the way, remember Mean Girls? Remember how awesome Lindsay Lohan used to be, pre-perscription drug dependency?  Oh how the mighty have fallen. But I digress…

Having spent the last 7 or 8 years basing all of my costumes around the above sentiment, I have a feeling it’s time to put aside the lingerie and wings/bunny ears/other assorted animal accoutrements and try something new. Thus, I am going out dressed as Karl Lagerfeld. You better not steal my costume, assholes!

In honor of our favorite Holiday, Karmaloop has put together a gift guide devoted to all things trick or treaty. Peep it for inspiration!