If you haven’t noticed titties all over the Karmaloop home page, well, then you’re blind. Though T.I.T.S. (Two In The Shirt) isn’t anything you’d wear to dinner with your parents, take note of the fact that they have your back pre- and post-nup with their new tops, the Wifey Material Tank and the Future Ex Wifey Tank. With black and white colorways plus bright red and purple screen prints, you can announce your intentions on your chest. For the commital types, sport the “Wifey Material” logo; those of you who are perpetually on the prowl might feel more in tune with the spicier “Future Ex Wifey” threads.