Wanna strut your stuff on the dance floor but afraid of smacking a fellow club-goer in the face with your clutch in the height of a dance frenzy?  Not quite sure to do with your celly, lipstick and credit card whilst you boogie down? Well my friend, allow me to introduce you to the CLEAVAGE CADDY! The Cleavage Caddy is marketed as a “feminine” and “discreet” way to tote your personal items when you go out.  I’m not so sure whats feminine or discreet about having a lipstick shaped lump where your nipple should be, but alas, what do I know?

If you aren’t already convinced that you NEED one of these, it looks like it can double a sleep mask when you end up passing out Ke$ha style in a bathtub.